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SANDOS
The Doc
Diagnose you immediately with: Egg, Bacon, Jalapeno slices, PepperJack Cheese. I think the script said Spicy Aioli? Spend 10 minutes explaining: Toasted Texas Toast.
$15.50+
The Jeffrey Goines
Play the games and voluntarily take a tranquilizer of: 2 Eggs, 2 Sausage Patties, 2 Slices of Pepperjack Cheese, That's not why you're here because of Bacon Aioli. Right, I got carried away explaining the inner working to 3 slices of French Toast.
$25.00+
The Nurse
Responsibilities include checking vitals: Egg, Sausage Patty, American Cheese. Ensure patients take their daily: Mayo. Ensure all care given fits: English Muffin.
$13.50+
The Patient
Check in and leave behind all Egg, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, Evaluation determined for Garlic Aioli Step into your padded room of either Texas toast or a wrap.
$13.50+
The Therapist
Step into my office and smell the comforting aroma of egg, Chorizo, Colby Jack Cheese. (how does that make you feel?) Tell me more about your: Mad House verde sauce. At group, we'll discuss: Texas Toast.
$15.50+
THE NURSES STATION
Extra Medication
Your choice of 2 strips of Bacon Or 2 Sausage Patties
$3.50
Group Session
Sautéed Potatoes, Peppers, and Onions Topped with 2 Scrambled Eggs Finished with Cheddar Cheese
$9.50+
Lobotomy
2 Pieces of French Toast Stuffed with Peanut Butter and 2 Strips of Bacon
$8.00+
The Teddy Daniels
Feeling confused and delusional? Come solve the mystery of the Breakfast Philly. Eggs, Philly Meat, Onions, Peppers, and Cheese. The whirlwind of mystery is wrapped up in a 14" tortilla.
$25.00+
Visitation
Unauthorized Items include: Potatoes, peppers, onions and garlic. Contraband includes: Parmesan Truffle No conjugal visits!
$6.50+
WRAPS
The 13th Floor
Only as crazy as your superstition allows it to be. Build it your way.
$31.00+
The Cuckoo's Nest
Feel like a Cuckoos's Nest of 1 Waffle? Fly over it with Eggs, Bacon, and Cheese Snuggled as a sandwich with a blanket of Bacon Aioli.
$25.00+
The Grippy Sock Vacation
Life can be stressful with all the added pressure of Eggs, Potatoes, Pepper, Onions, Jalapeños, Bacon Sausage, Pepperjack Cheese, Mad House Verde Sauce. Why not take a break and get your mind right with a 14" Tortilla.
$25.00+
The Jeffrey Goines
Play the games and voluntarily take a tranquilizer of: 2 Eggs, 2 Sausage Patties, 2 Slices of Pepperjack Cheese, That's not why you're here because of Bacon Aioli. Right, I got carried away explaining the inner working to 3 slices of French Toast.
$25.00+
The Teddy Daniels
Feeling confused and delusional? Come solve the mystery of the Breakfast Philly. Eggs, Philly Meat, Onions, Peppers, and Cheese. The whirlwind of mystery is wrapped up in a 14" tortilla.
$25.00+
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